&&I met you between the
wax and the needle

letsmakeloaf:

nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

"fuck. god damn it. not again. shit."

This is too true.

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lntruding:


Have you ever been to earth?
On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:
You’re an idiot.
Let me further explain:
Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.
Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.
When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.
And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:
Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.
Nope.
My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.
You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.
And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.
What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.
I just want a burrito.
In conclusion:
You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.



UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:
A fucking fork?
I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.
If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.
That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.
Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.
A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.
People eat burritos with forks?
God is sorry he made us.
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I always need this on my blog.

I can’t be laughing this hard in the morning. 

In tears

Can’t. Breathe.

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

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Reoccurring Motifs and Symbols in PLL

There has been so much in PLL that seems to come up over and over again, and I just wanted to touch on the most obvious ones to see if some sort of pattern could be found. Of course I’m ignoring the painfully obvious ones like “lying” or “secrets.” 

Paris

We have seen a TON of references to Paris and even just French in the show.

- The Eiffel towers in Alison’s room, as well as Hanna’s, and I believe Aria’s as well?
- A (Mona?) learning French in season 2 (1?).
- The French on the Eiffel Tower postcard that Emily buried with Alison.
- The Eiffel Tower in the dressing room when Hanna stole that red top this season.
- Cece ran away to Paris as Vivian Darkbloom.
- Mona being in French Club.

Birds

Birds have been a newer trend, but they seem to be everywhere now, my word.

- The bird picture in A’s lair at the Lost Woods Motel,
- Tippy the Bird.
- The text from A to Alison about the caged bird singing.
- Birds on the wall in Alison’s room.
- Spencer seems to wear a lot of clothing with birds on it.

Red

Red is the new black, afterall.

- Red Coat.
- Wren coloring in the coat red in the drawing.
- The train picture at Ezra’s cabin being coloured in red in some spots.
- The roses in Bethany’s drawing of Mrs. D were coloured in red.
- The Queen of Hearts.
- The girl with the sun mask in the red dress at the Masquerade party.
- The rose that Alison left at her own grave, that Mona took from her, was red.
- The scarf that Maya gave to Emily.
- The text messages have been in red not in black since the end of season 3.
- Aria wears an awful lot of black and red.
- Shana’s old school colour was red. (The Devils)

Yellow

- The top that Alison was wearing when she was attacked
- The scarf that was coloured in in Bethany’s drawing of Mrs. D.
- The colour used to colour in hair in Bethany’s drawing.
- The colour of the scarf that Alison grabbed from home that she was nearly strangled with.
- Aria’s room used to be rather yellow tinted.

Butterflies

This is one that I’ve mentioned a lot, and it’s funny how often they show up.

- Aria has worn butterflies on clothing and as necklaces.
- They seem to show up in their rooms constantly.
- Been seen in lockers as well.
- They mostly seem to be around Aria.

Pigs

- The dead pig in Wilden’s trunk.
- The pig cupcakes that A made Hanna eat.
- The pig puppet that Aria has. It’s a bigger deal in the book than the show, but still it shows up from time to time.
- Alison calling Paige pig-skin.
- The pig on the wall in the cabin set at the Fitzgerald theatre.

Masks

- Alison mask showing up frequently.
- Emily mask has been used only once, but still exists.
- Melissa masks have surfaced before, and was put back together by A.
- The clown mask that shows up frequently.
- The weird zombie-baby mask thing from the Hallowe’en episode.

Literary References

- To Kill a Mockingbird.
- Trystan and Isolde.
- The Bad Seed.
- Great Expectations.
- Lolita.
- Vladimir Nabokov.
- Harry Potter.
- Great Gatsby.
- No Love Lost.
- A Tale of Two Cities.
- The Hart and the Hunter.


(I know I’m missing tons, but going back through the series to find them all does not thrill me. Feel free to message me about the ones I’ve missed and I’ll add ‘em on!)

Parallels

This show LOVES doing parallels, and I’ve done posts about them, as well as possible ones that haven’t really been confirmed yet. They gotta mean something, right?

- S1E1 and S3E1 are incredibly paralleled.
- Finding Maya’s body and Alison’s body.

(Again, there’s several, but most of them are escaping my mind. We all know there’s tons of parallels though!)

Did I miss anything important?

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A Discovery of Witches dream cast. 

I am literally in love with this and love it all. Except I always pictured Diana as being played by Elizabeth MitchellBut good lord the rest NEEDS to happen.I have a mighty need.
Ezra and Bethany?

sabrinamomandwife:

Could they be related? Could the book be trying to solve her murder? He wanted it to be about his family. When he first said that I thought it sounded totally out of left field. Like you were stalking 5 girls because you wanted to know about your family??? Really!!? Anyway, maybe he found it to be…

This is interesting. Gonna have to look into this, could be a really good aspect to look into.

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Who Jessica Was Protecting

Just a thought.

What if Jessica wasn’t trying to protect the one that tried to kill Alison?

What if she had been protecting the one that killed Bethany?

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Alison Lied All Night

chemicalxwings:

So, the more I think about the story she told the girls, the more sure I get that she’s lying about some or all of it. As much as I love getting answers, I’m not sure we should take them at face value. Why?

Alison is a Liar

There are a couple of times where it is mentioned that Alison is a…

With all that I’ve said lately, I just wanted to bring this back.

I don’t fully believe what Alison told us, who knows what’s true and what isn’t.

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